what's all that racket

[persnicketiest]

can't be a has been if you were only an almost was

Comments

[cauda]

DON'T IGNORE ME I'M NOT AN EMAIL FROM YOUR CONGRESSMAN!

[persnicketiest]

ok boomer

( all caps, lind? )

[cauda]

it worked

you can pick fights with musk but not call me back?

[persnicketiest]

what do you want

[cauda]

someone to shit talk salome's serve with me

[persnicketiest]

i'm good thanks

[cauda]

[ fair enough, she saw that one coming ]

someone to shit talk her stupid little ponytail with then?

[persnicketiest]

( ugh

fuck )

it's like a fucking dog's tail when she's excited

[cauda]

87 fucking hair clips like she's a 15 year old olympic gymnast

[persnicketiest]

tight ass headbands to make sure she really cuts off all the blood flow to any remaining brain cells

[cauda]

[ the typing bubble appears and disappears at least five times ]

you think she's trying to appeal that russian oligarch sugar daddy demographic by looking like a fucking toddler?

[persnicketiest]

no i think it makes other players who like to shit talk underestimate her

[cauda]

i don't underestimate her

[persnicketiest]

you let her fully fucking bait your ass two weeks ago

[cauda]

i had the fucking flu!

[persnicketiest]

oh sure yeah my bad
one time i got a cold and fell pit deep into an mlm

[cauda]

oh fuck you you're so out of touch you couldn't even name one mlm

[ babygirl what is that comeback? no. honey, just no. ]

[persnicketiest]

( it's enough tho )

yeah out of touch let's call it that
look this little reunion's been super fun but maybe you should just go back to your world and i'll get back to mine

( has he gotten out of bed today survey says no because the mini-fridge is in reach tyvm )

[cauda]

idk how to tell you this buddy but literally just one world and we're all living in it

[persnicketiest]

and you say simone's the child huh

[cauda]

i said she dresses like one

[persnicketiest]

you've definitely got her there

[cauda]

i know

want me to come over and wash your hair?

[persnicketiest]

thanks but i had my daily invalid spongebath already

[cauda]

alright