what's all that racket

[persnicketiest]

can't be a has been if you were only an almost was

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[persnicketiest]

you basically coach yourself, perfectionist.

( has he ever been a bigger hypocrite? )

[cauda]

okay

do it

coach me

[persnicketiest]

lol very funny

[cauda]

i'm not kidding

i'll even come to you

i'll bring alex if that sweetens the pot

[persnicketiest]

i was just chapping his ass, i didn't mean to fuck with you. for once, really.

( he thought maybe he went too far yeah but it was obviously just to mess with the guy. gabriel's got nothing to lose anymore, he can trot out on limbs like that. )

[cauda]

[ well, okay. that... doesn't feel great but no, fuck him. ]

tough shit, you said it and i'm cashing in

[persnicketiest]

( fuck. why is this spinning out on him? )

there's nothing to cash, lind. it was a dumb hyperbolic turn of phrase. a joke on me and him, not you.

[cauda]

cool cool

you and your two fingers can stop now, i think he gets the picture

[persnicketiest]

i bet you have actual coaches lining up anyway, right?

( he is too stupid to be trying to be this slick )

[cauda]

all of them sent by you

[persnicketiest]

they'd be lucky to work with you.

[cauda]

which is not a conclusion they would have come to without your intervention

they all seem great

[persnicketiest]

you hate them all huh

[cauda]

every single one of them is gonna fucking coddle me bc one cunt made me cry

like i give a shit if you shout at me across the court when i fuck up the 18th time in a row? i deserve that bc clearly i haven't been fucking listening

[persnicketiest]

( ohh. well he really fucked it up huh. )

no c'mon
you're enough a pain in the ass they'll shout in no time

[cauda]

bullshit

g you have enough clout to have them all contact me and you think they're gonna shout at me after you eviscerated al in a very public and deserved shaming? federer liked all your tweets

i didn't even know he was ON twitter!

i'm not the reason they're not going to shout at me

[persnicketiest]

( it takes a few for him to respond. he has to go splash water on his face and stare at himself in the mirror and try to not confront more baggage than he has the emotional capacity for. )

i'm sorry.

( all the times he ran his mouth and didn't have to face the consequences, knocking at his door. )

[cauda]

don't be

no kid like me is going to have to deal with his bullshit anymore, it's a net good

[ it is, she believes that. al will be fine, he'll keep coaching, but he won't be able to play his kids until they collapse because people will be watching now. all because her friend had her back. he shouldn't be sorry about that. ]

[persnicketiest]

( it skates a little too close to home, but he's already pushed too far. )

yeah

[cauda]

if you change your mind the position is gonna remain open

i saw you made a post but it cracks me up to capstone this thread

[persnicketiest]

don't be mad
i forgot time zones are a thing




that job offer still open?